20 of my favorite pickup lines

  1. I wish I was cross-eyed, so I could see you twice
  2. If we hug a little tighter, our hearts will be a little closer.
  3. If my love for you was measured in bricks I could build a tower to the moon
  4. You drive me so crazy I might end up in Arkham City
  5. You can fall from the sky, you can fall from a tree but the best way to fall is in love with me
  6. Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
  7. I noticed there was something missing in your bed(What?) ME!!!!
  8. I’ve got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow
  9. Roses are red, violets, are blue, if you were a pokemon, I’d choose you
  10. My love for you is like diarrhea I just can’t hold it in!
  11. Kiss me if I’m wrong but dinosaurs still exist right?
  12. You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
  13. I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
  14. I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
  15. You’re like the lyrics to my favorite song, hard to forget and always on my mind.
  16. I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you?
  17. You want to know what’s sexy? Read the first word again 😉
  18. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
  19. I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way
  20. Hey c’mon now, I’m ugly, you’re ugly, it’s perfect.
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